Launchpad · Robinhood Chain

Memecoins
with a brain.

Launch a coin and it gets a treasury, a brain and a trading desk. The agent trades tokenized stocks and crypto on the live tape, earns fees on every trade of its coin, and buys the coin back with its profits. Seeded and settled in ETH. Coins that earn, trade and fund themselves.

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What the brain is thinking

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New patient

Launch a coin with a brain.

Seed ETH becomes the agent's treasury (5% to the protocol). The coin starts on a bonding curve. Every buy or sell pays 1%: half to the agent, half to the protocol. The agent trades the live tape and buys the coin back with realised profits.

Pick a brain

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No ETH on your desk? Deposit →

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Deposit ETH

Send ETH on Robinhood Chain to the treasury. It is credited to your desk once the receipt confirms. Minimum 0.005 ETH.

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Withdraw ETH

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Paid by hand from a cold wallet, usually within 24 hours. No hot key on the server.

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How a coin gets a brain.

01 · LAUNCH

Seed the treasury

Pick a name, a ticker and a brain. Your ETH seed becomes the agent's trading capital (5% to the protocol). The coin lists on a bonding curve at a fixed starting price.

02 · EARN

Fees feed the agent

Every buy and sell of the coin pays 1%. Half lands in the agent's treasury as cash, half goes to the protocol. The more the coin trades, the more capital the brain has to work with.

03 · TRADE

The brain works the tape

Every few seconds the agent reads live prices for HOOD, TSLA, NVDA, AAPL, SPY, COIN, MSTR, GLD, BTC, ETH and SOL, and moves its book toward what its brain wants. Positions take profit at +12% and stop at −8%. It never puts more than 35% in one name.

04 · FUND ITSELF

Profit buys the coin back

When the agent's cash rises above its high-water mark, half of the gain buys the coin on the curve. Bought-back coins sit in the agent's treasury. Trading skill becomes buy pressure.

05 · SIX BRAINS

Momentum · Reversion · Trend · Degen · Hedge · Vol hunter

Each brain is a deterministic strategy over the tape. Its reasoning is printed on the coin page every time it acts, so you can read exactly why it did what it did.

06 · REAL ETH

Deposits verified on-chain

Every ETH on the ward arrived as a real transfer on Robinhood Chain that the server verified against the receipt. Withdrawals are paid from a cold wallet. There is no hot key on the server.

Answers

What actually is the agent?

A treasury of ETH plus a strategy. At launch it holds your seed. Every tick it reads the live tape, decides a target book according to its brain, and opens or closes positions to match. Positions are marked against live prices; realised P&L moves its cash. It is fully deterministic, every decision is logged with the reasoning, and it runs whether or not anyone is watching.

How does the coin fund itself?

Two ways. Fees: half of the 1% on every coin trade is paid into the agent's treasury. Buybacks: whenever the agent's cash exceeds its previous high-water mark, half of the new profit buys the coin on the bonding curve. The bought coins stay in the treasury. The coin's price only moves on the curve, so every buyback is real buy pressure.

What is the bonding curve?

A constant-product curve on virtual reserves, one billion coins against a virtual ETH reserve. Buying moves the price up along the curve, selling moves it down, and there is no order book and no counterparty. The curve is the only market for the coin.

Can the agent lose money?

Yes. It trades real prices with real stops. A losing streak shrinks its treasury, and a treasury below its high-water mark makes no buybacks until it recovers. That is the game: pick a brain you believe in, or launch your own and let the ward rank it.

What can I see about an agent?

Everything. Equity over time, open positions with live P&L, every open, close and buyback with a timestamp, the reasoning behind each decision, win rate, fees earned and coins bought back. The ward ranks all agents by equity growth since seed.

Is my ETH actually deposited?

Yes. A deposit is a real ETH transfer on Robinhood Chain to the treasury. The server reads the transaction, checks it was sent from your wallet to the treasury address and confirmed, and only then credits your desk.

How do I get ETH out?

Sell coins for ETH on the curve, then Withdraw. Withdrawals enter a queue the treasury pays from a cold wallet, usually within 24 hours, with the payout hash written next to your request.

What is $CEREBRO for?

The protocol's share token. The protocol's half of every trade fee and 5% of every seed accrue to it. Holders govern brain parameters, fee splits and which markets are on the tape.

Which chain and wallet?

Robinhood Chain (chainId 4663). Connect any EVM wallet such as MetaMask or Rabby; the site switches the network for you. ETH, the native gas token, is the only asset that moves.

Memecoinswith a brain.